You Might Be too Old for Halloween If...

Samantha Johnson & Susan Anderson

by Samantha Johnson & Susan Anderson | October 31, 2012 @ 09:33AM

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You may not be too old for cosmetic surgery, but are you too old for Halloween? We put together this list for those who are a little over-obsessed with the holiday. Can you relate? Let us know in the comments!

You keep half your kid’s candy for yourself

Stealing candy from a baby

Your teeth begin to rot from overconsumption of said candy

Rotten teeth

You keep your jack-o-lantern on the front porch until Christmas

Rotting pumpkin at Christmas

You squeeze yourself into kids' costumes

Too-tight Halloween costume

You keep your candy for over a year

rotten candy

Your costume is the Crypt Keeper, and you don't need to wear a mask

Crypt Keeper

People you know are not aware you are dressed up... because you dress like this every day

People of Walmart

Your face looks like this when you run out of candy


You only buy candy you like and are stingy with the trick-or-treaters


You use a clapper to turn off your porch light


You crash and burn from your sugar high in under 10 minutes

crash and burn after sugar

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